The Dirty Half Dozen

The Dirty Half Dozen

Saturday, May 22, 2010

What is normal?

Bedtime conversation with Asher tonight.
A: I don't like young people betause they are udly(ugly).
Me: But you're young.
A: No I'm not
Me: Well, you're not old
A: I'm not young or old
Me: What are you then?
A: I'm just normal
Conversation then continued with subjects such as which pajamas to wear, me tickling his back, fetching his tee tee (blankie) and then snuggling his head off.
Then he threw this one in there.
A: When I drow up I'm not doing (going) to be a dad. I'm just doing to be a bid tid lite Indiana Jones. There tan't be two dads in the family and our dad is already the dad.
Glad he thinks he's off the hook.
I'm guessing little Jonesy will reevaluate at a future date. And here's to hoping I have little grandson's just like him because he is just so delightful!
Except when he takes a four hour nap in my bed, pees in it and then when questioned about why he peed in it he replies,"Betause it was tating too yong." I then asked him "what was taking too long?" and he said, "my sleep." At least he was on Paul's side.

Monday, May 10, 2010

When worlds collide

This is what happens when bitter beer face meets cutest boy in the world. Love him!